• Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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(via chaturangalove)

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy, via capnsloth)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl, via chaturangalove)

"Music is for people who can’t handle their own thoughts"

Matty Healy, The 1975 (via dis-harmoniert)

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